call me Mr. Dante

i'll be home for christmas... ?

2007-12-16T18:20:53Z

Alright! All business with people named mr. Cal is so very done with, leaving me with this fancy paycheck right in time for the holidays. Dante's gonna be gettin' lots of nice things this year. Starting with - a night in. Wouldn't expect it of me? Yeah, well, you try spending every waking hour out. I actually got sort of sick of being away from home all the time, especially now that I've got a reasonable place to call that again.

Tonight's party? Dinner and a movie. And something super ice-creamy for dessert. Gotta watch my figure, after all - I'm becoming such a skinny lil' boy with all this work.

Hahaha, just kidding, that could never happen. But I may've been once. I dunno, I guess holidays makes for good reminiscing.

Anyway, I stole the Xmas lights off the guy across the way since he stole my mailbox two weeks ago. I think I'll string them up inside so that I can enjoy them. Also, then this guy would have to walk in to take his lights back and I currently keep Rebellion in that left entryway wall. Not exactly the coat-hanger people are expecting.

. close one

2007-11-08T23:41:17Z

Ahahahaha..... whoops~

>> of unusual size

2007-09-24T22:19:40Z

You know what I hate? Rats.

Big ass motherfucking rats running all over like they own the place. Well, they don't. I do. And right after I pay my respects to some crumbling plaster at someone else's place I'm coming back here and making myself a giant rat shish-ka-bob.

Scamper while you still can, bastards.

And if anyone feels like questioning my standard of living - shove it! There's plenty of clientele and Club Paradise right around the corner. Come on. Paradise.

On the road again and that shit

2007-08-31T17:51:08Z

Here's the news, boys and girls, out on my latest hunt I ~~was gi~~ happened upon the best apartment for all my needs. I know, I know, what a shame that I'll be moving on, but don't you worry, Lady, I won't forget to visit! And Hotaru, you're a big girl now, I'm sure everybody's just fine.

Oh, and I kept track of all those extra groceries you had to get on my account. I've got the cash for you. No need for applause.

As to that fine piece of work whose class I had the pleasure of sitting in on some time ago - you ain't seen the last of me. I've got business at the school again. Keep an eye out. ;)

devilwearsred @ 2007-08-04T14:28:00

2007-08-04T19:35:01Z

Sounds like trouble in the seedier ends of Arcadia. One jackass moves on, but he's only just making room for another. That's the way the world turns, kiddies.

Maybe I'll stop in at the school some more this year. How would everybody like that? I know, I know. I'm too generous. Speaking of which, there's an awful lot of fuss about hunting some sucker. I can't decide if it'd be just too mean of me to get involved or not.

~~And what the fuck is the problem with my dumb brother? This stunt has gone on long enough.~~

growing boy needs his dairy

2007-06-27T17:04:03Z

Laaaady, you're out of milk ~~which is fortunate considering I drank it out of the carton~~

devilwearsred @ 2007-06-12T18:25:00

2007-06-12T23:56:07Z

So some asshole keeps harassing me at my place. I owe a payment to someone? Bullshit. I owned that damn apartment! Climbed out the window at the first sign of knocking a couple days ago so, uh, if that was you and not Mr. Harass McUnfair then I sort of apologize or something.

Lady! Let me crash with you. I'll, uh, eat whatever weird 'healthy' dinners you try to stuff down me, okay? And I won't scare your damn baby, so don't start.

Speaking of the less-appealing kind of babes and their journal conversations... WTH THAT IS NOT MY BROTHER! That shit scares me more than anything I've ever fought. Not that I've ever been scared by any of those monsters.

Annnd now I'm reasoning to myself... in my own journal. Well, while I'm at it:

Dear Dante,

ILU<333 OMG, U R MY HERO!!!!@!

Love,
Dante

I feel better!

Hungry, hungry half-demon

2007-04-19T14:50:42Z

So I did the whole big sleep thing, that means that the big food thing can only come next! As usual, you're all wrapped up in your big deals, but if anyone's feelin' less inclined to moping then get over here for some eats.

~~After I drop off these kids... wtf.~~

Edit: Wait, I didn't rescue a baby.

devilwearsred @ 2007-02-13T01:46:00

2007-02-13T07:49:41Z

YAWN. What kind of broken record is this place?

Somebody put their sword where their wanky words are; I need something to do and all this talk of schooling people is making me antsy.

devilwearsred @ 2007-02-07T00:47:00

2007-02-07T06:50:37Z

You're not motherfuckin' better than me!

... so why can you just carry on after what you pulled? and I'm still grasping for actions?

devilwearsred @ 2007-02-05T21:58:00

2007-02-06T04:02:26Z

"Blah blah blah", that's all I'm seeing, network! Though I do believe somebody mentioned free booze~~ That's a little more like music to my ears.

Too bad it's stuck in the middle of this smancy event. Maybe I can liberate some supplies. No good alcohol deserves to be stuck at such a dull gathering.

devilwearsred @ 2007-01-26T22:49:00

2007-01-27T04:50:19Z

HEY! Any of you wanting to get all in Lady's face and give her more shit? TOO BAD. She's not gonna be around to hear it, so go whine somewhere else. That includes all girls who never got out of their 'tween stage, arrogant pricks, people who want to get on her case, anything possessed, and, excuse me, mothers. SHOVE OFF.

We're out.

devilwearsred @ 2007-01-08T00:35:00

2007-01-08T06:43:32Z

Ugh. There comes a time in every hunter's life when he realizes that he just doesn't get paid enough to return home covered in demon guts. To sum up a perfectly worthless job, my coat gets shredded in the last tussle. What, they think it's easy looking this good?

And the whole time I'm gone, I'm wondering what shit's going on back here. I can't work when I'm so unfocused; but it still stings to be around.

Dammit.

Christmas Carol Meme

2006-12-19T21:52:51Z

Sleep in heavenly Dante,
Sleep in heavenly Dante.

Silent Night
from the Christmas Song Generator.

YUUUUP. ;D

devilwearsred @ 2006-12-11T12:54:00

2006-12-11T17:54:42Z

Lady! Baby, honey. ;D I'm going out for our favorite hobby, won't you come spend some bullets with me? ~~Just not in me, please.~~

devilwearsred @ 2006-12-02T17:33:00

2006-12-02T22:33:25Z

What's all this complaining about? I have discovered through this perverted old man that asking random questions to people is actually loads of fun. And look at all yer lively faces, way better than when I left.

This is cause for a celebration! Drinks are on Lezard - the only creepy-ass scientist who gets to come within five yards of me, ain't he special. ~~Cause the school says I shouldn't riddle him full of bullets just fer staring creepily at me~~

devilwearsred @ 2006-10-01T22:51:00

2006-10-02T04:02:23Z

Let's recap, shall we?

Whiny people*: OHNOOOES NOT THE PUPPIES
Angry people*: FUCK DEMONS FUCK AUTHORITY FUCK COMMON SENSE!
Pompous people: LIE CHEAT STEAL AND GOAD
Gullible people*: OMG YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT ME

And you guys wonder why I don't hang 'round here much? You're all a bunch'a pussies, that's why.

*names don't actually apply as all fall under all categories anyway!

devilwearsred @ 2006-09-13T14:09:00

2006-09-13T19:16:10Z

If you've been looking for me, I've been out. End of story.

And I hear tell there's some kinda beastie running amok? Sorry, but amok ain't allowed. Gimme one good reason why not to shoot the fucker; I need something to laugh at.

devilwearsred @ 2006-08-26T00:07:00

2006-08-26T05:07:54Z

BLAH BLAH DOUBLES BLAH CLOUD BLAAAH! BZZT! SORRY, SQUENIX, YOU LOSE! STILL BORING AS SHIT~ PLEASE TRY AGAIN LATER.

devilwearsred @ 2006-08-19T17:07:00

2006-08-19T22:14:19Z

Wait, let me check... yup! Still bored.

devilwearsred @ 2006-08-07T23:58:00

2006-08-08T05:01:50Z

Hot Pockets, America's favorite stuffed sandwich - alright! Over 20 varieties, including breakfast, lunch, and dinner varieties.

Usually they are all good but there is something special to be said for the cheeseburger and supreme pizza choices.

Oh yeah.

devilwearsred @ 2006-07-29T16:10:00

2006-07-29T21:11:07Z

Heey, Laaaaady-babe. Some of our friends want to know when the wedding is - what should I tell them?

devilwearsred @ 2006-07-20T01:20:00

2006-07-20T06:27:23Z

Holy shit, man. I didn't come back here just to get thrown in with that creepy scientist dude. No way. Ugh! I'm moving to the room across the way cause it's listed as vacant.

So anyway, it's ok, Squenix, the party's back! That's right, it's your beloved Dante. Bring me your beers and your pizzas and your ice-cream sundaes, fuck yeah. Sad to hear it's calmed down a little lately, though. I wouldn't mind playing a little pest control. Can't have me gettin' rusty while I'm away from business.